Out Of Uniform

What’s wrong with this picture? In fact, after a search of images on Google, I noticed something wrong in every photo taken during Jeff Sessions’s hearings. There is something missing that all Republicans are required to wear. In fact, all politicians in America are required to wear it. Pres. Obama wasn’t wearing one during his 2007 campaign for the White House because it felt like phony patriotism to him. The morning show Fox & Phony Friends jumped all over him, but I haven’t heard a peep about Sessions (and yes, I’m watching Fox now.) What’s missing? An American flag pin on his chest. I started to add one in my cartoon today when I noticed it. He wasn’t wearing one at his hearings. There’s a picture of him with a pin that says he’s a member of the Senate, but I couldn’t find a picture of him with Old Glory pinned to his lapel. Not one. Why does he hate America? Is he a socialist, or worse, a communist? These are questions a loyal conservative would ask a liberal. I demand an answer.