The Equinox Knocks

Summer is flying by much too quickly and there’s some things I want to do before that lucky ol’ sun crosses the equator:

1. Get a tattoo of hair on my legs.

2. Go to a nude beach.

3. Buy a Corvette convertible.

4. Play golf just freaking once without a triple bogey on my scorecard.

5. Watch the Yankees get out of their slump.

6. I’m kidding about the nude beach, at least until I get a tattoo of hair on my legs.