The Equinox Knocks
Summer is flying by much too quickly and there’s some things I want to do before that lucky ol’ sun crosses the equator:
1. Get a tattoo of hair on my legs.
2. Go to a nude beach.
3. Buy a Corvette convertible.
4. Play golf just freaking once without a triple bogey on my scorecard.
5. Watch the Yankees get out of their slump.
6. I’m kidding about the nude beach, at least until I get a tattoo of hair on my legs.