It’s easy to be a Republican these days. All you have to do is: 1. Give up and submit to the will of trump. 2. Ignore news you don’t agree with and then label it fake. 3. Ignore the mainstream, not just news but also of thought, culture and science. 4. Ignore any information that goes against your prejudice or religion. 5. Embrace Russia. Do you have what it takes? A simple mind? Extreme hypocrisy? Hatred of anyone who doesn’t look like you? Call your local Republican Party office today!